Thursday, April 27, 2006

Big Guns

According to AP’s The Hill

“If retired Gen. Tommy Franks were to jump into the Florida Senate race, he would lead Rep. Katherine Harris by 4 percentage points in the Republican primary, according to a new poll of Florida voters conducted by Strategic Vision LLC, a GOP polling firm.”




So it seems General Franks’ political guns are just a bit bigger than Katherine Harris’s.
Hard to believe, judging from the pix, but there you go…

But interesting though this poll is, it’s actually really boring because General Franks in reality isn’t running for office, whereas Katherine Harris isn’t running for office in reality either but at least she’s running for office in her head—and that’s what counts!

What IS interesting of course is that General Franks could, if he wanted to, beat a woman, which apparently is the whole point of this poll.
It would be even more interesting if such a match up could actually be arranged—preferably with the two of them stripped down to their skivvies, in a ring with a lot of hot oil and who wouldn’t vote for THAT?!

And then if Franks won, all he’d have to do is gain another 28 points in the polls to challenge Democrat Bill Nelson for Florida, and winner take all!

Hey, Franks won the war in Iraq didn’t he? He could win the political war in Florida too! Really!

It’s not like the Florida GOP are desperate or anything!




8 comments:

Elderta said...

What is she doing with that horse?

Carl said...

UGH!

Thanks for the picture, Brit!

Naked? Gross old ugly Katherine Harris????

Damn. I'd rather see her horse naked!

Carl said...

Of course, a debate between them could be interesting....I imagine she'll come out to background music....o/~ BaDahdahDAHHH! Dah dah dah dahhhhhh! o/~

General *unzip* Franks, *button pop*....*twirling tassels*...

not_over_it said...

I bet her advisors would tell her to attach the tassels with staples.

Lord Omar said...

Naked? Gross old ugly Katherine Harris????Damn. I'd rather see her horse naked!

I dunno Carl, to employ some Cape Bretonese..."she aint too bad at her, b'y"...

not_over_it said...

That finger...omg, he should really hold up his pinky instead...

KEvron said...

"What is she doing with that horse?"

katherine the great?

KEvron

Carl said...

More like "Katherine the Not-So-Good-but-Easy"...