Monday, April 03, 2006
Apparently Scott McClellan may soon be given a pink slip (according to CNN).
Faced with an increasingly entrenched national dissatisfaction over foreign and domestic policy it makes perfect sense for the Bush Administration to play to its strengths of rearranging the deckchairs and blaming the messengers but I can’t help feeling that this is beyond the pale.
More than a just a Grima Wormtongue or an Igor, Scott McClellan has been nothing less than Bush’s personal robot—devoid of personality and self awareness, capable only of mimicking speech and following simple programming.
Nonetheless doesn’t he deserve something better than the scrapheap? Has he not faithfully followed Republican Robot Law?
1. A Republican Robot may not injure George Bush or, through inaction, allow a George Bush to come to harm.
2. A Republican Robot must obey orders given it by George Bush or Republicans except where such orders would conflict with the First Law
3. A Republican Robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
I can’t think of a single instance where Scott McClellan has ever short-circuited.
One only has to look at the transcripts of his many press conferences to recognize his steadfast inability to deviate from his internal logic.
Such responses as “I think we’ve discussed that already”, “I think the President made it very clear”, “I’m not willing to conjecture” and of course “I’ll get back to you on that” are testaments to his spokesbot efficiency.
Without direct and simultaneous criticism of McClellan from press and public alike, I just don’t see how he deserves the Michael Brown/Jack Abramoff treatment.
Scott has been more than competent in that not only has he faithfully re-iterated and even reinforced the White House message he has done so without any self-promotion (unlike say Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rice, Ridge, Chertoff, Brown, Harris etc.). Perhaps only Elaine Chao (Secretary of Labor) has been less visible.
I put it to you that getting rid of RoboScott at this stage would be just like “cutting and running” and I’m shocked that our Great Leader might even contemplate such an action. Unless….he’s actually going to be promoted to Director of FEMA!
I’ll bet that’s it! You read it here first!
(Disclaimer: the opinions expressed are not necessarily my own and I reserve “out of context” rights in perpetuity as well as post facto historicus revisionum)
From a CBS/AP report entitled Rice: Iraqis Must End Power Vacuum
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said Monday that the next Iraqi prime minister must be a “strong leader” capable of unifying the people of this fractured country
Rice said the Iraqi people and the international community “need to see that process of government formation come to an end.”
“You have to have the state with a monopoly of power,” Rice said.
Let’s see now; “strong leader”, “uniter”, “end of government formation” and “monopoly of power”.
Who could possibly qualify?