Sunday, October 07, 2007
There's No Cancer Like Snow Cancer Like No Cancer I Know!
Tony Snow is planning to write a book on how to deal with cancer.
Finally! Why didn’t anyone think of that before?!
[Google Results 1 - 10 of about 2,140,000 for dealing with cancer]
One way to deal with cancer is to write a book about how to deal with cancer.
You know, a lot of people think cancer can happen to just anybody, but they’re wrong! It can happen to important media-personalities as well, and when it does, their cancer is important too!
So how do important well-paid people deal with their important cancer? They write a book about it! It makes them feel just a whole lot better.
If YOU have cancer you may have thought about writing a book about how to deal with cancer, but don’t bother because you probably aren’t dealing with cancer as well as Tony Snow does so you really should buy his book instead of writing your own, because if you don’t, well then you’re just a heartless bastard who doesn’t care about people who have cancer.