Thursday, August 09, 2007
David Petraeus and the Prisoners of the Goblet of Shit of Iraqistan
Hardcore fans of G. W. Bush will be lined-up around the Capitol this September when David Petraeus reads excerpts of the latest episode in this seemingly unstoppable fantasy of a boy who accidentally discovers his magical powers and with the help of newly-found and instantly loyal friends, embarks on a seminal quest to combat evil---a story which has captured the imaginations of whole nations.
Unlike J.K. Rowling however, the security surrounding Bush’s fiction has been by comparison remarkably lax. Indeed it is almost as though the ‘actors’ are somehow being paid to reveal the story before official publication!
If you’d prefer to be totally ignorant until the official publication READ NO FURTHER!
But if you just can’t stand the excitement, read-on.
Hundreds die, but nothing else happens…until the next episode, due out in about six months when… hundreds more die and still nothing happens.
Obviously there isn’t much point in buying the book now, is there? Well there’s one more spoiler—you already paid for it.