Sunday, July 29, 2007

Left, RIght and Wrong


Sometime "you just feel like a nut", hence this:


Two wrongs make a Right, and three wrongs make an even-more Right, whereas one Left makes a Wrong and two Lefts make two Wrongs.

This is why the Rights have to be more wrong more often than the Left ( who have to be wrong only once) so that the Right, by being more Right through being more wrong than the Left (who have to be wrong only once) can properly counter the Left who are inherently wrong and thus don't have to work as hard at being wrong--which is just typical of the slacker Left.

So you see, you just can't even begin to compare Left with Right because no matter how hard you try (and I know you don't because you are Left) the Right will always be right because they work harder at being wrong, and therefore are simply superior and incomparable to the Left.

Of course, if you were to admit that you were wrong and agreed to the Right's extraordinary rightness (acquired by multiple wrongness), you'd still be wrong, because you are Left. It's like the opposite of being gay--you are born Left and wrong and there's nothing you can do about it so just accept what's Right.

4 comments:

KEvron said...

this, and your performance on rt's blog, is some of the funniest stuff i've read in ages! by the time i got to "home depot", i had tears rolling down my cheeks.

man, i needed that!

KEvron

5th Estate said...

thanks kev...
Making fun has been a loit harder for me lately, but RT's post about that absolute nutjob flipped a switch--and as RT said he thought I might "steal it" I posted it here to "steal it back" and 'cos I hadn't posted in a while.
RT's always promising to "steal" my funny stuff--but he neve does!

Nicole said...

Hope it's all right to say that this left me giggling too! :)

sorry to hear that you haven't been having much fun lately.
Chin Up and take care!

DoctorBoogaloo said...

'Of course, if you were to admit that you were wrong and agreed to the Right's extraordinary rightness (acquired by multiple wrongness), you'd still be wrong, because you are Left.'

5th... if I admitted I was wrong, the terrorists will have won. But I might be wrong.

Great stuff.