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"And one reason I went to Iraq yesterday, no matter how secretive the trip was, was to get a firsthand feel for how those people are thinking over there, what are they like?"
No matter how secretive? What? Which people thinking what? The troops? The Iraqi’s? He's so wacky!
"I understand leadership. Leadership requires determination. You've got to be determined to do something in order to be able to lead, particularly in difficult circumstances."
So you’ve got to be determined to lead in order to lead which means doing something? Like leading lemmings over a cliff? You can't tell me rodents commiting suicide isn't funny!
"You've got to have will. You've got to have desire to succeed. You've got to have a plan. And that's what I found in Iraq."
Found a plan! Observational humour! Like Seinfeld. Brilliant!
"It's really important that the Iraqi people have no doubt in their mind that we will help this government succeed. It's important for them to understand that."
C’mon people, how many times do I have to say it? Stop staring out of that shell hole in what’s left of the wall, stop fidgeting with your shrapnel wounds put the IED away and pay attention! Bueller? Bueller? Hi-larious!
"And I know there's going to be different voices, and there should be different voices out of America."
Because different voices tells us who the traitors are! And then they can be deported to Gitmo! Topical! Looo-ving it!
"That's where we're great. That's what makes us interesting… "
We are sooo interesting, and wer'e great at it! Hip sarcasm. I'm plotzing
"...and great; people can say whatever they want to say, as they try to attract votes. But my voice, what you hear from me, no matter what these polls and all the business look like, is that it's worth it, it is necessary, and we will succeed."
WE! Oh stop, stop, you're killing me! You're killing!!!
Oh! Wait a sec...that's not ....funny.